It’s insane… how ISB is percolating down to everything we do, or say. In fact, it’s scary. We have stopped thinking and talking how we once did. It’s like a mass metamorphosis in process.
Examples:
In class:
Student one: Shit man. I don’t want to be in the Dean’s list, but D shee nahi chahiye.
Student two: Haan yaar. Or else Dhak Dhak D ho jayega. Dhak Dhak D!
Student one: Fail ho gaya to? F aaya to?
Student two: Phir to bas… aska lakadi gala gala gala..!!
On the cricket ground:
Person who came in last got a chance to bat first. Hence, the comment:
He is so LIFO man! Last in, first out!
In the atrium:
Overheard: No yaar. I don’t wanna stand in the sun. I will stand in the shade. That’s where I get maximum utility!
During a seminar:
Someone makes an absurd statement. Guy sitting next to me passes on a chit. It reads:
CP!
I am telling you. We are officially going nuts!
Love your posts!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the most abused word on campus - Outliers.
Lol. Superb post. MBA lingo kickin' in.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: Of course.
ReplyDeleteDean's listers? Outliers.
Non-engg junta? Outliers.
Goel's food quality? Outlier.
And it just goes on....
@Harsha: Hell yes. Friends back home are now gonna be subjected to all this.
Hahaha! Hope you manage to not turn into the annoying MBA type!
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